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a joke and a riddle
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"A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse goes, 'BARK!' and the cat runs away.
'See?' says the mother mouse to her baby. 'Now do you see why it's important to learn a foreign language?'"

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A man walks into a bar, calls over the bartender, and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and fires off a round that just barely misses the man's ear. The man lays a tip on the bar and leaves.
Why did he tip the bartender?
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The man had the hiccups!

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