"Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat."
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me."
"One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others."
"To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful."
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."
-Robert A. Heinlein
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